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Adam 12’s 12-year-old Mullet Wishes Mike Patton a Happy Birthday

Versatile vocalist Mike Patton is best known for his stint as lead singer for the band Faith No More. But I remember him best for his kickass hair in the…

Versatile vocalist Mike Patton is best known for his stint as lead singer for the band Faith No More. But I remember him best for his kickass hair in the "Epic" video.

You remember the clip: it was Faith No More's breakthrough single, and Patton was sporting some pretty sweet lines, as was the style in the late '80s/early '90s.

I was 12 years old when "Epic" dropped, and I was so taken by the song and Patton's killer locks that I had my Auntie Kim--a fabulous stylist--carve some sweet, sweet lines into my mullet. Here's a pic of me and my dad from his work Christmas party, circa 1989 or 1990.

Computer, enhance:

Now that's some PEAK hesher hair right there. I mean, it still doesn't come close to the master, but gimme a break: I was just a punk kid with a mullet.

Anyway, Happy Birthday, Mr. Patton. Thanks for the inspiration.

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Adam 12 is the Program Director of Boston's ROCK 92.9, heard weekdays from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. He's been flexing his encyclopedic rock knowledge in New England for over 2 decades, both on-air and online, at WBCN, WFNX, Boston.com, and indie617. At ROCK 92.9, he keeps you in the know on the big stories from the Boston music scene and writes about great places to eat, drink (beer), and to spend time outdoors in and around Boston.