Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols Bitten on his Sex Pistol
Please read this cautionary tale of punk legend Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols on how not to handle your business while in quarantine.
Johnny, like a lot of us, has been spending quite a bit of time at home during the Coronavirus pandemic. But unlike a lot of us, he’s taken to letting neighborhood squirrels make their way in and out of his Los Angeles home. The problem with that is squirrels are wild animals. Wild animals have fleas. Now, Johnny Rotten has fleas. And one bit him on his…well, I already made the joke earlier.
“I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f***ing flea bite on it. And there’s another one on the inside of my leg,” Lydon said. Sounds like a nightmare. But a completely avoidable nightmare, so I don’t exactly feel bad for Johnny. Read more about it in the NME.