12 Inch Poll: The Worst Halloween Costume
Every year at Halloween, we drown in another wave of timely, topical, terrible costume ideas. It’s time to choose this year’s worst.
I took one for the team and picked through this Gizmodo piece on 2019’s Most Awful Halloween Costumes to cull a group of contenders and let me tell you: it wasn’t easy. I chose the four I found to be the most offensive (spoiler alert: they’re all “sexy”) so that I could also duplicate the poll And the worst "Sexy" Halloween Costume of 2019 is... And the worst "Sexy" Halloween Costume of 2019 is...
(I've posted images in the thread for reference)
(I've posted images in the thread for reference)
Beyond Burger – Applying “sexy” to the timely and topical has now moved into the realm of meatless fast-food, apparently.
Sexy Scoops – Not really where my head was when I was watching the most recent season of Stranger Things, to be honest.
Sexy Pennywise – Right, because the embodiment of pure evil and eater of children needs to be made “sexy.” This is true violence.
Nicest Neighbor – This shouldn’t be allowed to exist.
You’ve seen Hell. Now And the worst "Sexy" Halloween Costume of 2019 is... And the worst "Sexy" Halloween Costume of 2019 is...
(I've posted images in the thread for reference)
(I've posted images in the thread for reference)