Ass Secrets

We Heard A Lot Of Ass Secrets This Morning When you think of secrets, you think of something you'd never tell anyone. Well, people seems to tell us their secrets all the time. And today, we received a lot of messages about people's ass secrets. Tips they had for keeping their butts dry and other things. It all started with an e-mail from a listener who was sharing information about the preventative measures his co-worker takes to stop his swamp ass. The guy uses several sheets of toilet paper, rolled up into a tube, and place it between his cheeks. This acts as a sponge, soaking up all the nasty sweat that is produced throughout the day. He was wondering if we had ever heard of this before, or knew anyone who did this sort of thing. And, of course we have. We've talked about swamp ass and the things people do to prevent it multiple times. We won't fault him. Maybe he's a new listener. Anyway, we began to receive calls and texts from people with their own ass secrets. Things they do back there, to keep things from falling apart. One person uses Tuck's medicated pads. Another has a co-worker who uses a frozen water bottle to cool things down. One guy shared about his "front bits", saying he wraps it in toilet paper to stop any leakage after sex. Then, we hear from the bread guy. A listener called and said that his co-worker puts a slice of bread between his cheeks to stop the sweat. Lisa immediately questions this move, saying it would fall apart. Andy agrees. Andy also mentions how odd it is to know that a fellow co-worker is working with a slice of bread between their butt cheeks, and he's 100% correct. If you enjoy our Peep Shows, please check out some from the past week you might have missed. Chuck Steals Dave's Feet Pic Why Buffalo?!?