Beware The Turkey Tango: Turkey Mating Season Begins in Massachusetts
Turkey mating season in Massachusetts is here and it’s dangerous.
From March to May, wild turkeys are out and about, fluffing their feathers and trolling streets, driveways and front steps.
And let me tell you, they’re not just chilling. They are on a MISSION.
Why? Because it’s turkey mating season, baby.
Yes, for turkeys, it’s like closing time at the club and they are looking to hook up.
When you see a turkey, especially the gusy, they’re putting on a whole show.
Feathers puffed up, tail fanned out like they’re showing off a fancy fan, strutting around like they own the place, and gobbling up a storm.
But here’s the thing. During turkey mating season, they can get a bit, well, RANDY.
You’ve witnessed it or experienced their wrath. Maybe you were walking to the T. Or going to your car. Or strolling to school.
Pecking, following, and just generally being a bit intimidating towards people.
It’s like they’re saying, “Hey, this is MY territory!”
But do NOT fret. We, humans, have opposable thumbs. We’re higher on the food chain.
Do NOT let them mess with you.
Still, they are delusional.
Turkeys are big on hierarchy.
Each bird has its rank, and they take it seriously.
And if they see someone they think is below them, watch out! They might try to show who’s boss.
They’re not just picky about who they peck on.
Shiny things beware! Turkeys will go after anything that looks like a threat, even if it’s just their reflection in a window.
Not so smart at all.
So, what’s the deal with feeding these feathered fellows?
Turns out, it’s not a good idea. When turkeys get too comfy around humans, they can get a bit too bold for their own good.
MassWildlife says it’s best to leave them to their own devices. No birdseed buffets or corn parties, please!
I have a hack. Turkeys used to hang in my driveway, making for a lousy commute to my car. Turns out, the suckers HATE umbrellas. Open one up in front of them and they think you are the bigger bird.
So walk softly and carry and a Totes. Those turkeys will fly away faster than you can say “Last call”.