Celebrate With A Little Christmas Twerking
Merry Christmas! We aren’t sure what you have under your tree this year but good on you if it’s some twerking! Don’t be upset if you just have gifts under…
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(Photo by Jaap Arriens/NurPhoto via Getty Images)Merry Christmas! We aren't sure what you have under your tree this year but good on you if it's some twerking! Don't be upset if you just have gifts under your tree because now you can celebrate with a little Christmas twerking.
Celebrate With A Little Christmas Twerking
Imagine waking up to a rendition of 'Jingle Bells' played on xylophone with some twerking butt cheeks under the Christmas tree. Not everyone's ideal Christmas morning. But, for some, it would be a welcome edition to the wrapped presents. Well, Instagram user Natya_Nass_ shared a video that has caught our attention. She is sitting facing her Christmas tree while her (we assume friend) is playing 'Jingle Bells' on the xylophone. Natya is bouncing her booty to the beat. It's a super short video but over 130K people have liked it so far.
Who is Natya Nass?
Natya Nass actually has a business in twerking. She has an online clothing store that sells "twerk outfits" called NassWear. She also has Twerk and fitness programs available for you to get fit with. Most of them focus around using twerking or your booty for fitness. Or focus on improving your booty, whatever that may mean to you. Then, she also has OnlyFans content but you'll have to find that link on your own.
Christmas Spending Facts
According to reports from explodingtopics.com, Americans spend around $1,000 each year on Christmas. This number has grown year by year according to explodingtopics.com. According to explodingtopics.com, the National Retail Federation reports that Americans spent nearly 1 Trillion dollars on Christmas shopping last year. That includes decorations and other Christmas themed items we assume, not just gifts.
If you're thinking outside-the-box and don't have kids running to see the tree in the morning, maybe give it a shot? Save a few bucks on gifts and bust out a twerk for your partner!
If ‘Die Hard’ is a Christmas Movie, These 5 Tracks are Christmas Songs
The debate around whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie has been around for years. A simple Google search will yield an obscene amount of articles from a variety of outlets that argue whether it is or isn't a Christmas movie.
Seriously, this debate has been addressed by truly the strangest group of publications you can possibly imagine. They include Yahoo! Entertainment, Parade, Men's Health, The Pioneer Woman (yes, really), The Federalist (not kidding), and -- perhaps most surprising of them all -- Catholic.com.
The debate reached such an intensity that Bruce Willis waded into it. During the 2018 Comedy Central special Roast of Bruce Willis, John McClane, himself, addressed the debate.
"People ask me why I did this roast," began Willis. "Was it because one of the last guys who did it became president? Hell no. Why would I want to be president when I can just keep being Bruce f---in' Willis?"
He continued, "I did this roast for one reason and for one reason only, to settle something once and for all. Now, please, listen very carefully: 'Die Hard' is not a Christmas movie! It's a ---damn Bruce Willis movie. So, yippee ki-yay to all of you motherf---ers."
With that in mind, it’s about time we focus a similar energy on Christmas music.
At this point in the holiday season, there is a good chance you have heard a lot of the same Christmas songs over and over again. (We're looking at you, Mariah Carey!) We have nothing against some of the classics, but variety never hurt anyone.
There are only a handful of days left until Christmas. In the spirit of Die Hard now being widely considered a Christmas movie -- despite the colorful comments of Willis -- consider these five classic rock songs as Christmas songs. Enjoy! (And you're welcome!)
"Jesus Is Just Alright"
I don’t care if it’s The Byrds cover, I don’t care if it’s The Doobie Brothers cover, “Jesus Is Just Alright” is totally a Christmas song! Its positive message is PERFECT for the holidays!
"Psalm" - Roxy Music
It's definitely a left-field choice, but this list was meant to be a little weird. Let's put it this way: Think of “Psalm” as the cool, artsy cousin to “Jesus Is The Reason For The Season.” Plus, it truly isn't the holidays without that cool, artsy cousin bringing the strange to your family gathering.
"Jesus" - The Velvet Underground
Honestly, the same explanation for "Psalm" can be applied to this track from The Velvet Underground. Also, "Jesus" is almost more prayer than song, and its words could actually help those struggling during the holidays.
"Mistress For Christmas" - AC/DC
Okay...this one might already fall under the classification of a Christmas song, but it doesn’t get nearly enough airplay or attention. At this point, “Mistress For Christmas” should be a holiday standard that everyone knows and loves, but sure, let’s just sing “Jingle Bells” again for the millionth time!
"Jesus Just Left Chicago" - ZZ Top
In this stellar ZZ Top track, Jesus is traveling from city to city spreading the magic of the blues, or at least we assume. Hmmm...traveling from city to city and spreading magic? If that’s not the perfect premise for a Christmas song, we don’t know what is!