It’s a long time coming. Blink-182‘s Enema of the State was released back in 1999. Finally, in 2023, we have a Blink-182 enema kit.
Actually, let me make sure I get it right. It’s the Enema of the State Collectable Enema Kit, and it’s a collaboration between Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and Liquid Death Mountain Water. Liquid Death’s tagline/positioning statement is “Murder Your Thirst.” So, by extension, should the tagline/positioning statement for their Enema of the State Collectable Enema Kit be “Murder Your Ass” or “Murder Your Poop?” Or, perhaps a more highbrow option, like “Murder Your Constipation.”
All kidding aside, the website does contain this disclaimer: Enema of the State is a limited edition collectible adult art piece and not intended for use as a real medical device. Enema of the State should never be placed in or near your butthole without consulting a doctor first. Also, you should not place it in or near your friend’s butthole without consulting them or their doctor first, either.
A Blink-182 Enema Kit is an Actual Thing Now
So what’s in the kit? A custom-branded enema bulb, for one. Because it is an enema kit, after all. You also get a 19.2 oz can (aka a tallboy) of Liquid Death Mountain Water, autographed by Travis Barker himself. How much does all that cost, you ask? Stop and think about it for a moment and you’ll probably figure it out on your own.
It’s $182.00, of course.
And as I’m typing this, I’m seeing that it’s sold out. That didn’t take long! Looks like you’ll have to start scouring eBay for yours and preparing to pay that secondary markup. Or, you can just watch Travis plant his tongue firmly in his cheek and tell you that the secret to his success is Liquid Death Mountain Water. In his ass.