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A guy in Manitoba, Canada stole an empty cash register last week . . . then jumped into an icy river to try to escape from the cops.  He was in the river for almost a half hour before he let the paramedics rescue him.

FULL STORY

Thief steals empty cash register, jumps into icy river to evade Winnipeg police | CBC News

A 32-year-old man is in custody after he reportedly stole an empty cash register, and tried to get away by swimming in the icy water of the Assiniboine River on Thursday, Winnipeg police say. Police were called to the 2000 block of Portage Avenue near Assiniboine Park at about 10:15 p.m.