Look, I know my job. It’s to get you to click on articles and sometimes the easiest way to get them clicks is to post big scary articles with scary headlines. This article would have probably gotten a lot more clicks for instance if I had titled it: ARE YOUR CHILDREN ALREADY POISONED?!?!?!
But I don’t believe in scare tactics and I don’t believe in people intentionally trying to get your kids hooked on drugs this Halloween. So here is a list of things you will NOT find in your kid’s Halloween candy this year.
PS. By all means check your kids candy for dangerous stuff, we live in a crazy world after all, but just don’t be shocked when you don’t find any of the following.