I Think I’m Done Going to the Movies For Awhile
Going to the movies today is an experience I can do without. And it turns out I’m not alone in feeling this way.
Recently, I went to a movie theater for the first time in over a year. I wanted to see The Last Voyage of the Demeter because I like horror movies and I like vampire movies and it was Tuesday and I was bored. I pulled up the listings for the two big movie theater chains, saw that one of them had a showtime right after I got off the air at 4, so I chose that one.
I arrived and was greeted by a friendly theater staffer, which was nice. I was then charged $14 for a single ticket, which was not. $14. For one ticket. To a 4 p.m. showing on a Tuesday afternoon. Of a non-blockbuster. Well, in for a penny, in for a pound, as they say. I shilled out another $10 for a large bucket of popcorn and like four or five bucks for an ICEE. $35 for one ticket, one popcorn, and one drink. That’s a two-month subscription to a streaming service.
I Think I’m Done Going to the Movies For Awhile
Hey, at least I’m in now and can enjoy my movie, right? Not really. The movie didn’t start until after a half-dozen ads and more than a half-dozen trailers ran. Twenty minutes, give or take. And these uber-comfy, adjustable, state-of-the-art reclining chairs? They’re actually not uber-comfy. I was shifting and twisting and turning throughout the movie. Luxury, this ain’t.
Feel free to make fun of me for going off like Andy Rooney, but I know I’m not alone. I posted my gripe on Facebook and plenty of other people shared similar sentiments. Never mind the greedy studio execs forcing writers and actors to strike: the overall movie theater experience needs to improve and become less cost-prohibitive. Or we just need fewer chains and more Cinema Salems.