A Guy Who Had to Grow a New Wiener on His Forearm Is Finally Whole Again
After 6 years with a dong on his arm, it’s finally back where it belongs.
Here’s the NSFW Link of what it looked like!
Know someone you can’t stand? Ever greet them with the same disdain? Stop kidding yourself; yes, you have!
We’ve met a lot of people in our day that belong in The Jerk Store.
…And sneezes have never been the same!
HE WAS IN THE POOL!
Easily one of the most versatile Seinfeld-isms from the whole series.
Soup! Seinfeld has changed the way we look at soup since this classic episode!
You know a show is influential when you could be sitting on the toilet and think about it.
Jerry was always picky about his women, but this was easily one of our favorite “deal breakers” of his.
Really…this entire episode is a prime example of just how good the writing was.
The fact that Luke from Gilmore Girls is the one trying to prove himself to be “sponge-worthy” makes this clip even better.
Anyone else “yada yada’d” sex? Anyone…anyone?
Some of us have “regifted” pre-Seinfeld, but they helped coin the term.
This writer’s in-laws call each other “schmoopie.” Even though they’re just kidding around, it’s still gross.
Regardless of the type of pretzel, it’s hard not to think of this Seinfeld-ism when you’re eating them.
