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What Did The Easter Bunny Accidentally Hand Out at an Elementary School?

Author James // Dave & Chuck the Freak

A parent who was dressed up as the Easter Bunny handed out plastic eggs outside an elementary school in Austin last week. Which doesn’t sound too bizarre, but the eggs contained some inappropriate prizes for elementary school kids.

The eggs being passed out had candy and condoms inside! But it sounds like the whole situation was an accident.

The parent works as a pharmacist, and had just done a safe-sex clinic before picking her kid up at school.  So the eggs got mixed up.

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