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Car Rolls Into River While Couple Was Getting Busy In The Backseat

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
Car Rolls Into River While Couple Was Getting Busy In The Backseat (Photo by Drew Angerer/Getty Images)

You don’t want this to happen to your car while you’re getting busy in the backseat! This couple’s car rolled into a river!

Yeah, that’s definitely one way to completely ruin the mood–and your vehicle. It happened in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania when the car accidentally rolled into the Schuylkill River off of Kelly Drive. As it turns out, it’s not the first car to have gone into the river over the past couple of weeks!

Why Is It Risky Getting Busy In The Backseat Of A Car?

Getting busy in the backseat of a car is one way to spice up your sex life. However, it’s also a way to risk having your car go into a river. Unfortunately, that’s what happened to a Philadelphia couple who was reportedly engaging in sexual activity in the back of the car when it accidentally rolled into the river.

According to FOX 29, police say a man and woman were engaging in sexual activity in the backseat when the woman accidentally disengaged the gear, causing the vehicle to roll right into the water. It’s easy to get distracted while in the middle of making sweet passionate love in a car, you might even forget where you are! This wasn’t just any car, either. According to reports, it’s believe to be a Land or Range Rover which are both really nice cars! It probably would have been a much better decision to wait until they got back home to do the deed.

FOX 29 reports that the incident happened near the Columbia Bridge around 4:45am. What on earth were they doing out and about at that hour? Was this some hot and heavy love making after a late night out? Or was this early in the morning before getting the day started? Either way, it’s a crazy hour for this to happen. FOX 29 points out that the incident comes merely weeks after another car drove off Kelly Drive into Schuylkill River. Nobody was found inside that vehicle and the couple was not injured during this more recent incident, as well.

You can see a photo of the car being pulled out of the river by clicking here. It looks like a nice car! You don’t want that happening to your vehicle. So, maybe wait until you get home to start getting busy, even if the backseat is calling your name. You can see the photo and some video reports on both of the cars that went into the river below.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Foods To Put You In The Mood

What are the best foods to put you in the mood? Aphrodisiacs are a food, drink, or drug that stimulates sexual desire. That’s right. There are some foods out there that can get you horny.

Looking for some foods to put you in the mood? Then you have to check out these tasty treats! See more below!

What Foods To Put You In The Mood?

An aphrodisiac isn’t just a food that you enjoy and makes you happy. No, aphrodisiacs have some sort of science going on that chemically gets your hormones going and makes you want some sweet lovin’.

Kids often need to be enticed or tricked into eating their vegetables. They can be bribed with TV time, video games, or dessert. Whatever works! Well, it turns out there are more advantages to eating your vegetables than just eating healthy.

Many vegetables and fruits are actually aphrodisiacs. Yes, fruits and veggies are among foods that can get you in the mood. Majority of the items on the list are actually healthy items, so there are tons of benefits going on here! If you’re looking to set the scene for a romantic meal, you can have foods to put you in the mood on the menu. It’s not all about the candlelight and soft music.

There are many more than just 5 foods to put you in the mood. There’s a long list of delicious treats that are considered aphrodisiacs. However, since we decided to save you some time and only discuss 5 examples in greater detail, that means some foods to put you in the mood are being left out. That means you won’t read about artichokes, spicy chili peppers, or watermelon below. However, all of those can get you ready for love, according to AllinaHealth.org. Check out the list of 5 foods to put you in the mood below!

  • Chocolate

    Chocolate is probably the first aphrodisiac that comes to mind for most people. Not only is it a great gift for your significant other on Valentine’s Day, it also has the power to get you in the mood! According to Simply Chocolate, chocolate contains two chemicals that are linked to arousal: tryptophan and phenylethylamine. So, if you’re looking to set the mood you best find some chocolates. You can have many purposes with it in the bedroom. Wink wink.

  • Oysters

    Oysters are not the sexiest food. They are disgusting looking and are pretty difficult to eat. It can be difficult to look attractive while eating oysters. However, it’s probably worth it! According to MedicalNewsToday, they contain zinc and other nutrients that may support sexual performance. Is there something about all that slurping that gets people going?

  • Asparagus

    Asparagus is probably most famous for making your pee smell. However, it’s also known as an aphrodisiac. According to PETA UK, asparagus is high in Vitamin E which increases blood and oxygen flow to the genitals. It also contains potassium which is important for sex-hormone production. They say to get the best effect, eat the vegetable 3 days in a row. Wow, your pee will be smelling for a while!

  • Figs

    You likely didn’t know figs are an aphrodisiac. Many people aren’t aware of its secret power. However, the ancient Greeks had it right and understood back then what figs were capable of. Now, it’s all backed up by modern science. It turns out figs are filled with minerals like iron that strengthen fertility for men and women, per Kosterina. So, if you’re trying to have a baby you should try to load up on some figs!

  • Strawberries

    Strawberries are famous for being a bit of a sexual treat. There’s something about feeding your partner a chocolate covered strawberry that can really get the mood going. Even just seeing one it’s like, “Aw yah! It’s on!” However, it’s not just a sexual activity–they’re the real deal! Strawberries are another example of an aphrodisiac. According to Allina Health, they contain compounds like capsaicin and antioxidants. They also can enhance bodily sensations and blood flow.

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