Why Buffalo?!?
They Keep Sending Svetlana Dali Back To Buffalo
We are having trouble figuring out this story. We talked about Svetlana Dali already, when she snuck onto a plane from the U.S. to Paris, without a passport or ticket. Well, she’s back in the news again because she tried to sneak out of the country. This time, she tried getting into Canada.
According to reports from NYPost, “The unhinged Russian plane stowaway who snuck her way onto a Paris-bound flight from JFK Airport was arrested Monday after trying once again to flee the country, sources said. Svetlana Dali — who was released without bail earlier this month despite her history of being a literal flight risk — was caught trying to cross into Canada on a Greyhound bus from Buffalo, New York, a law enforcement source said. The failed escape artist allegedly cut off her GPS ankle monitor — a condition of her release — and fled the Philadelphia home of a friend she was supposed to be staying with while awaiting trial, the source said.”
We can’t figure out why we won’t just let her leave. Does anyone even know where she wants to go, or why she wants to go? This woman is obviously unhinged and maybe we should just let her leave.
We find it funny that she keeps getting caught and sent back to Buffalo. And, the reason for her wanting to flee so bad is because she’s in Buffalo. Chuck and Andy pretend that they’re Svetlana, donning their Russian accents, pleading to get out of Buffalo.
Andy jokes that she’s going to try and leave the country by boat next. She tried the air, the tried the land, and now there’s no other choice but to sneak onto a cruise ship or something. If anyone can do it, it’s Svetlana. Will she ever make it out of the country? Will we ever know why she wants to leave? And, will we ever know where she wants to go? Stay tuned!