Is Dave Quitting The Show?
Something Happened Today That Made Dave Want To Quit
No. Do not worry. Dave is not quitting the show. However, something happened this morning that had him ready to leave. A disturbing e-mail from a listener had him at a loss for words and he was ready to pack it up and leave it all behind. He shared it with all of us.
So, we always ask listeners to reach out to us through e-mail. It’s the best way to get in contact with the show. [email protected]. Usually, we expect a funny story, maybe something you’d like advice on, but never what Dave received today. A listener sent an e-mail about “worst fears” and included a picture of his hemorrhoid. Yes, a listener sent us a close-up of his bhole with his hemorrhoid.
Dave was ready to go from the start. But, like the true professional he is, he carried on. But not without sharing the photo of the hemorrhoid with all of us first. It’s hard to describe one of the most disgusting and disturbing things you’ve ever seen. Just look up hemorrhoid picture I guess, if you’re interested.
We all wonder what kind of person would do this. Send a photo like that to people that supposedly enjoy listening to. Yes, we talk about some crazy stuff here, but it’s all jokes. We don’t want to see listeners genitalia and hemorrhoids. I’m having a hard enough time writing about this because I’d really like to erase this from my memory.
Andy jokes that when he was partying heavily, if he woke up to realize he sent a photo of his hemorrhoid to a morning radio show that he would immediately enter into rehab. Seems like a great idea.
Dave isn’t going to quit. But, please stop sending pictures of your private areas. No one wants to see that.
In the full podcast you’ll hear us mention a game with played once called ‘Guess That Butthole’. If you want to see what we’re talking about then watch the peep show. Guess That Butthole.