Guy Breaks Into Woman’s Home And Does All Her Chores

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman

October 4th 7:43 AM

Idiot Criminal Of The Day Damian Wojnilowicz

A guy in Wales broke into a woman’s home and did all her chores! Can someone swing by my place and do this?

Garbage night is Tuesday, by the way. This is not how most home invasions go. Typically, they’ll come in and take something and possibly destroy other things. This time, it sounds like he broke in and then did all her chores! That’s not common. She came home and found all her chores were done. However, she’s going to have to start doing them herself as he’ll be spending some time in jail.

Did A Guy Break In And Do All Her Chores?

You would never expect this, and it probably won’t happen again. So, if you’re like me and hoping it happens to you don’t get your hopes up. It’s definitely one-of-a-kind.

According to BBC, a woman discovered her home had been broken into by a burglar who hung out her washing, put her shopping away, and even cooked a meal on her stove. That man has since been identified as 36-year-old Damian Wojnilowicz. He will be spending the next 22 months in Cardiff Crown Court for executing the strange burglary that happened in Monmouthshire.

It sounds like she first discovered something strange was happening when she saw items were moved in her garden and her recycling bin had been emptied. To make things even scarier for her, she was reportedly left a note saying, “Don’t worry, be happy, eat up and scratch,” per BBC. Her bird feeders were also reportedly refilled and plant pots had been moved. BBC reports that inside the home, a pair of shoes were removed from packaging and placed in the recycling bin and he put away her groceries into the fridge. BBC also says that toothbrush heads were replaced on toothbrushes, an empty bottle of wine was placed in a rack having been drunk, and the floor was cleaned with a mop.

3It sounds like he might have done this at other homes in the area as he was captured on CCTV cameras. In that case, food and drink had also been consumed and the hot tub was left dirty, per BBC. He pleaded guilty to 2 counts of burglary and also has 4 previous convictions for offences including common assault, public order offences, and failing to surrender, per BBC. You can see his mugshot below.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

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