Texas Man Calls Cops Saying A Hooker Stole His Money

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman

August 26th, 2024 7:38 AM

Texas Man Calls Cops Saying A Hooker Stole His Money (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

A Texas man called the cops saying a hooker stole his money. Now, he’s the one facing charges.

We say it all the time on Dave & Chuck The Freak: don’t out yourself for committing crimes. So often, you’ll see people busted because they shared their crimes on social media. This time around, he called the cops on himself, essentially!

Man Calls The Police To Report That A Hooker Stole His Money

As a parent, you want the best for your child. That means you hope they have the best coaches who will help them grow as athletes and people and outstanding educators to mold their minds and help them achieve their dreams. Unfortunately, not every teacher is like that and neither is every coach. This high school football coach in Laredo, Texas seems to fit that bill.

According to KATV, Rolando Ramos has been arrested after allegedly calling the police to report that a hooker stole his money! The alleged theft happened on August 19th. KATV reports that when police arrived at the scene of the crime, they discovered Ramos attempting to pay a prostitute for her services. However, the lady of the night allegedly took $100 and ran away!

After an investigation, it was Ramos who was arrested on suspicion of soliciting prostitution. All of that over $100? It sounds like he might have been better off just considering the money a loss. Now, legal bills and the missing money is going to add up to a much higher total. You really have to be careful you’re not doing anything illegal before you call the cops! Otherwise it might be you who’s in trouble! There’s no word in KATV‘s report about whether or not any charges were filed against the prostitute.

You can see Ramos’ mugshot below. All of this right before high school football season starts, too! It sounds like the team might be looking for a new coach after this comes to light. Definitely not the best look for the Cigarroa High School Toros football team, where Ramos works as a quarterbacks coach. Insert joke about throwing his life away.

Rolando Ramos mugshot (via Webb County Sheriff’s Office)

That’s the guy who allegedly said a hooker stole his money. You can see more mugshots that we’ve talked about on Dave & Chuck The Freak below. Sometimes the story is crazy and sometimes it’s the mugshot. Once and a while we’ll strike gold with a mugshot that looks just as crazy as the story and the crimes they were arrested for.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 'Mugshots Of The Day' For 2023

Mugshots can be entertaining for a number of reasons. It could be the story behind the arrest. Or, more likely, it could be how the person looks in the photo. Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day for 2023!

That’s right! We crunched the numbers and got hard data. Once said data was crunched and examined we were left with Dave & Chuck The Freak’s 5 most popular Mugshots Of The Day from the past year!

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As usual, doing a list of the 5 best is very difficult. I mean, Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about hilarious mugshots almost every other day on the show. That’s a lot of criminals and a lot of mugshots!

However, some mugshots are simply better than others. Some of these mugshots require a bit of context, others don’t need any context at all in order to be deemed entertaining. You’ll find examples of both below.

As we said, putting a list together like this is tough. So many great mugshots end up on the cutting room floor. Picking the top 5 is certainly no easy feat when there are so many good ones to choose from. Instead of going around the room and picking our favorites or asking you on Facebook which ones you liked the most in 2023, we made everything much easier. We’ll simply look at the numbers.

That means the results are all from hard data. There are no opinions here. These are the 5 most popular mugshots of the day from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023 by the numbers. Thus, in a way, you created this list. If you have a problem with the results, you have only yourself to blame!

Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day in 2023 according to you and your activity at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!

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