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Did This Dog Set A Record For The World’s Longest Fart?

Author Cort Freeman and Dave & Chuck the Freak
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Did this dog set a record for the world’s longest fart? It’s tough to imagine any fart lasting longer than this! You can’t even be mad!

Dogs are just like us…they fart. It can be really funny when a dog farts. Likewise, it can be quite disruptive. Just like when we fart, timing is everything. Of course, by “timing” I mean when you fart–not how long you fart for. Although, this time around it’s a bit different. Check out what could be the world’s longest fart below!

Did This Dog Set A Record For The World’s Longest Fart?

Look, farts are funny. There’s no arguing or denying it. It’s almost something within us that we’re born with. From a very early age, we recognize the comedy of farts. Short farts are funny and long farts are funny. Quiet farts are funny and loud farts are funny. This is starting to sound like the worst Dr. Seuss book ever written.

In the video below, a dog is seen farting for 18 seconds! A full 18 seconds! Sure, that’s not a long time for other activities but for a continued fart? It’s a very long time. It probably lost weight after pushing out all that gas! What’s even more impressive is that it’s not just a poof sound. These are real farts! What did this dog eat??

Did this dog set a record for the world’s longest fart? Unfortunately, it did not. While the Guinness Book Of Records doesn’t have an official category for longest fart, other publications and people claim Bernard Clemens holds the record for longest fart at 2 minutes and 42 seconds! Wow! Now, that is a long fart!

I probably shouldn’t have shared that information. Now, 18 seconds isn’t going to seem like a long time. Not when there’s another fart somewhere out there that goes on for 2 minutes and 42 seconds! That’s, like, the full length of some songs! That’s an impressive fart. You can watch this dog’s impressive fart that isn’t quite the world’s longest fart but it could be for a dog! Check out the viral video for yourself below!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

7 Of The Wildest Animals Caught On Tape Stories From Dave & Chuck The Freak

We talk about all sorts of wild topics on Dave & Chuck “The Freak.” There are wild crimes, wild people, and wild animals. Now, we’re going to focus on the wild animals and headlines they’ve made. Here are 7 of the wildest animals caught on tape stories heard on Dave & Chuck “The Freak!”

Animals are marvelous to watch. Sometimes it’s for their beauty, often it’s for their mystery, and then there are times that animals are absolutely wilding out. These are those types of stories! Let’s dive in!

7 Wildest Animals Caught On Tape Stories From Dave & Chuck The Freak

First, it’s not always the predators that are behaving in ways that end up in the news. It can be the smallest and most innocent of animals…or, sure, it could be a violent predator. Sometimes, the animals are behaving a specific way completely unprovoked, other times they’re responding to something a person has done. If you mess around with wild animals, there’s a good chance you’re going to find out why that’s a terrible idea.

Typically, these kinds of endings can be avoided. A good way to not end up the star of a news story alongside a wild animal? Keep a safe distance. You’ll notice in most of these stories and videos, the problems could have been avoided if people just used a little bit of common sense. Don’t antagonize wild animals and be careful if you’re close to the animal. Especially if it’s significantly bigger than you!

Below, we’ve put together 7 of the wildest animal stories shared on Dave & Chuck “The Freak.” However, you can find many more at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com or by listening to the podcast! In these stories, we’ll come across a wide variety of animals. Some of them can only be found far, far away. Most can be found somewhere in North America. While others could be right in our backyard. Or, already in the house! There’s even an animal that’s a repeat offender, and you’d never guess which animal it is! Find out below!

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    I shutter even thinking about the name Mosquito Tornado. So, what is it? Check out the story in the Tweet above!

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