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Hilarious List Of Rejected License Plates In Kentucky

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak
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Check out this hilarious list of rejected license plates in Kentucky! I can’t believe the state won’t let its citizens have these plates!

Some of the examples are funny, some are strange, and others we can admit kind of make sense why they shouldn’t be allowed on the roads–even in Kentucky. See what some people tried to get on their plates below!

Rejected License Plates In Kentucky

Kentucky is a very interesting state. Recently on Dave & Chuck The Freak, we talked about the disco bathroom at convenience stores in Kentucky. Now, here’s the list of rejected license plates in Kentucky. Sure, people in Kentucky end up being the butt of the joke most of the time. However, this time it’s different. We’re saluting you, people of Kentucky, for your awesome attempts at getting these funny words and phrases on the back of your car.

It’s hard not to think of Kramer being the “ASSMAN” in Seinfeld when you talk about custom license plates. However, ASSMAN is now among the list of words and phrases that Uncle Sam doesn’t want on your license plate. Stories have popped up over the years of people trying and failing. However, the episode will forever live on in infamy.

According to WHAS 11, Kentucky offers more than 150 types of passenger and motorcycle license plates and you can customize yours for an additional annual fee of $43. However, they do have some terms and conditions you’re expected to follow. According to WHAS 11, plate requests are granted on a first come first serve basis. The only valid characters are letters A through Z (except I, Q, and U) and numbers 1-9. That ensures any O is the letter and not the number 0 to help avoid any confusion. Plates can’t exceed 6 letters and can’t discriminate against race, color, religion, sex, or national origin. Lastly, they can’t promote a political party, trademark, or brand name. Let’s get to the list of rejected license plates in Kentucky below!

According to WHAS 11, 583 tags were denied this year. Some of those denied terms include: FAT AZ, IHOP, DATASS, 1BD HOE, FKN FUN, ASSES, SHLONG, FARTN, PEENUS, PUSSC, MILFN, RAMEN, SLUTN, and more! Come on, Kentucky! Let your people express themselves with some profanity on their license plates! See the full list here!

Have you ever had a custom license plate be denied?

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Food Delivery Horror Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Look, we’ve all been there. It’s been a long day and the last thing you want to do is cook a meal. So, we turn to a delivery service. Or, at least we used to. We might not do that anymore after hearing about these stories. Here are 5 food delivery horror stories heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

After hearing these stories, you might be tempted to start cooking more at home. You never know what people might do with your food!

5 Food Delivery Horror Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Trusting a stranger to do anything can be a tough ask. I won’t let a stranger watch my dog. That’s something I know I need to trust you with before asking you to do. Actually, I won’t even ask many of my friends to do a task like that. Additionally, asking a stranger to house sit can be a dangerous ask. Now, I’m supposed to trust them with my food? In their own vehicle? That’s tough.

A lot can go wrong with a stranger picking up your food and handling it. First, they could obviously eat your food. A 10 piece nugget can very quickly turn into a 9 piece. Maybe they won’t take a full nugget. They could just steal one fry. Hey, you’ll never notice. They could also take a sip of your beverage.

However, consuming your food isn’t the only bad thing they can do. They can spit on it. They can put their hands in it. There are no shortage of the weird things they could do to it. Sure, companies have started taking measures to prevent stuff like this happening. They’ll staple or tape your bag shut. There’s no a protective film over beverage cups. However, it doesn’t seem to be enough. Drivers are still out there doing stuff–and getting caught doing it.

Here are 5 examples of food delivery horror stories as heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

  • Guy Finds Poop In His Delivery Order

    There are many things you can find in your delivery order. The last thing you want to find? Probably poop. Well, it happened. I can’t imagine the horror at realizing that. Certainly, I would never order from a food delivery service again. That would be it for me.

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

  • Delivery Driver Gets Held Hostage After Delivering Cold Kabab

    Personally, when I order a kabab I want it to be hot. Turns out, I’m not alone. A delivery driver was held hostage after delivering a cold kabab to a customer! Now, I’ve never taken it that far. However, I do understand the frustration. Where were you? Why isn’t this hot? I’d have so many questions. However, I would still eat it. I can microwave it myself. It’s not worth going to jail over.

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

  • DoorDash Driver Busted Eating Customer's Cookies

    We talked about this earlier. One of the risks you take asking someone else to deliver your food is they could end up eating some of it. Sometimes, they’ll get away with it. There’s no way to tell it was them who ate it. Maybe the restaurant just forgot to give it to you? However, there are times where the evidence is right there. Right on the delivery driver’s face. That’s what happened here. Watch as she hilariously busts him for it.

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

  • A DoorDasher Jumped To Conclusions And Left An Angry Note In A Customer's Bag

    Well, this is embarrassing. I’ve got second hand embarrassment from this. Definitely major cringe. This delivery driver assumed she wasn’t going to receive a tip and left a nasty note for the customer. However, she failed to consider the possibility of a cash tip. Well, by the time she realized that it was too late. Watch the humiliating video below!

    READ FULL STORY HERE!

  • Herd Of Cows Chase DoorDash Driver

    Now, this story is different. Turns out, not every delivery horror story is scary for the customer. Sometimes, it can be scary for the driver! They could meet a strange customer. They could get mugged for their money or food. Or, they could be chased by a gang of cows. That’s something straight out of a horror movie. Well, it happened!

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

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