39 New England Spots That Sound Insanely Dirty But Aren’t
Admit it, there’s still an immature side of you that laughs at dirty jokes. Those are meant to be dirty. But you know you also laugh at things that sound…
Admit it, there's still an immature side of you that laughs at dirty jokes. Those are meant to be dirty. But you know you also laugh at things that sound dirty but aren't.
For example, there are so many words that make us chuckle inside. Or if you just don't give a damn, scream laughing out loud.
Caucus (noun) A meeting of the local members of a political party especially to select delegates to a convention or register preferences for candidates running for office
Coxswain (noun) A person who usually steers a ship's boat and has charge of its crew
Cockamamie (adjective) Trifling; nearly valueless
Fartlek (noun) An athletic training technique, used especially in running, in which periods of intense effort alternate with periods of less strenuous effort in a continuous workout
Masticate (intransitive verb) To chew (food)
Tittle (noun) The dot on top of the lowercase letters i and j
Shuttlecock (noun) A projectile used in the game of badminton
I could go on for days, but you get the point. Oh wait, I can't stop. How about some common phrases that sound dirty but aren't.
"Beat around the bush"
"Low hanging fruit"
"That's a mouthful"
"Different strokes for different folks"
"Ride em, cowboy!"
"Knock your socks off"
Ok I'll really stop this time. See! The immaturity is just leaking out of me.
As soon as I found out that there was a place called The Bunghole, I knew there had to be more places in New England that sound dirty, but aren't out there. And yes. Yes there are. So join me down here in the gutter as we explore New England in a whole new way. Be sure to share with your like, and dirty-minded, friends.
By the way, The Bunghole is a liquor store in Salem, MA.
Crotched Mountain
Oh damn! We missed the Rail Jam. Just keeps getting dirtier. And their Twitter bio? "100 acres of impeccably groomed terrain."
Athol
A town in Worcester County, Athol was originally called Pequoiag. It's also home to the Athol/Orange River Rat Race, in which more than 200 canoes compete in a grueling 5.2-mile sprint.
The Knob - Falmouth
The Knob sits at the tip of land where Quissett Harbor meets Buzzards Bay in Falmouth. It's popular for taking a nature walk, area wildlife or taking in some spectacular views and sunsets.
http://hikecapecod.blogspot.com/2011/06/knob-falmouth-ma.html
Tap House Grille - New Hampshire
New England's Tap House Grille in Hookset, NH. Their website boasts local brews, a from scratch kitchen. They say, "When you enter the Tap House, you'll find a pub-style atmosphere with a sophisticated twist."
The Mount - Lenox MA
The Mount (a 50-acre estate) was the seasonal residence of American novelist Edith Wharton from 1902 to 1911. It was designated a National Historic Landmark in 1971. This beautiful location is also a spectacular wedding destination.
Woods Hole
Woods Hole is a town in Falmouth that is the site of several marine science institutions. It's also where you catch the ferry to Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard.
The Bunghole
The location that started it all - The Bunghole. This liquor store is located in Salem, MA. Fun Fact: before it was The Bunghole, it was a a funeral parlor. Apparently, the name was proposed by one of the funeral home owner’s family members who was an ordained priest! It also reportedly has a "haunted past" that's pretty interesting. You can check out more HERE.
Bangor, Maine
Bangor, Maine claims to be the birthplace of Paul Bunyan. Hope so since , it's the home of a giant 31-foot statue celebrating the legendary woodsman. It was originally going to be called Sunbury, and is the hometown of author Stephen King.
Dixville Notch, New Hampshire
Dixville Notch, New Hampshire has longest continuous record of midnight voting. From Only In Your State: "Since 1960, all of Dixville Notch's registered voters have gathered at midnight in the Ballot Room at the Balsam to cast their ballots in the presidential primary and general election. The polls are closed as soon as everyone has voted, which sometimes only takes one minute."
Beaver Cove - Maine
In the 2020 census, the population of Beaver Cove, Maine was 133. If you're a hiker that likes a challenge, the White Cap Mountain is considered the most popular and difficult trail in Beaver Cove.
Entering Beverly
Sarah said, "I live in Beverly, and I giggle whenever I pass the “Entering Beverly” sign….I feel like there’s a whole porno series we could make starring Beverly, Sharon, Lynn, Lawrence!" 
Hancock Shaker Village - Pittsfield, MA
Hancock Shaker Village in Pittsfield, MA is home of the largest working farm in the Berkshires. It's also one of America's most authentic living-history museums and Shaker sites.
The Gay Head Store - Aquinnah MA
The Gay Head Store in Aquinnah, MA is run by Jay and Missy Smalley with their children, Faith Smalley and Zachary Smalley, who help to run the store. From a great article about the Smalley's in the MV Times, "having the store up on the Cliffs was not just a matter of serving the town or preserving Aquinnah Wampanoag lands. It held family tradition."
DB's Golden Banana
I guess this is one case where the name sounds dirty, and is. Well, that's if you consider nude dancing dirty. Fun fact: the owner of DB's Golden Banana, Louis DiBella was also a wholesale fruit vendor. He named the Peabody club to recognize his status as one of the top banana sellers in the area.
Dick's - Various locations
The founder of Dick's Sporting Goods was Richard Stack, who went by the name of Dick. They have 850 locations across the country.
Mr. Peepers - Swansea, MA
Like the sign says, they have Soft AND Hard. Ice Cream cakes are their specialty!
Woodcock Nature Center - Wilton, CT
Woodcock Nature center is a non-profit nature center in Wilton, Connecticut. They are dedicated to creative learning and play through nature at any age!
Hiscock Construction - Fall River, MA
Hiscock Construction is in Fall River, MA. They serve Massachusetts and Rhode Island with a wide array of home improvement services.
Cremeland Drive-In - Manchester, NH
Cremeland Drive-In is located in Manchester, NH. It opened in 1939 under the name Mimi's. No, it's not a movie drive-in. They serve homemade ice cream and other summer favorites like fried seafood and lobster rolls.
The Golden Nozzle - New England
The Golden Nozzle Car Wash has over 50 locations in New England, so you never have to look too far to get that car cleaned.
The Pink Taco - Boston, MA
According to their website, "Pink Taco isn’t just another taco joint—it’s sacred ground." Their menu boasts "soft tacos and stiff drinks."
Camel Towing - Not New England, but HAD to include it!
When I tell you how hard I laughed about this one! Every time I read it, I'm dying!
Nut Island - Quincy, MA
Nut Island in Quincy, MA is a "peninsula which houses a wastewater pumping station and landscaped park." It writes itself people!
Pleasure Island - Wakefield, MA (Now closed)
Pleasure Island was an amusement park in Wakefield, MA. They had a Moby Dick ride, because of course they did. It was founded by William Hawkes, publisher of Child Life magazine, and designed by Cornelius Vanderbilt Wood, a designer of Disneyland. It was once called "The Disneyland of the East," and there are still “Pleasure Island Road” signs on Interstate 95/Route 128.
Friendly Beaver - New Boston, NH
The Friendly Beaver is a Campground in New Boston, NH.
My Sister's Crawfish - Worcester, MA
My Sister's Crawfish is a Vietnamese restaurant in Worcester, MA. And yes, they serve crawfish!
Daddy's Dairy - Randolph, MA
Daddy's Dairy has a few locations, this one is in Randolph. They have ice cream cakes and pies, as well as both hard and soft serve.
Karl's Sausage - Peabody, MA
Karl's Sausage Kitchen and European Market is located in Peabody. Their famous sausages are made by hand weekly!
In a Pickle - Waltham, MA
Pure deliciousness! There are so many things on this menu, it's hard to decide. I've been there many times and have never had a bad meal!
Thirsty Beaver - Mass and RI
The Thirsty Beaver Pub has locations in Rhode Island and Massachusetts. Fun fact: Mick Jagger once went to the location in Charlotte, NC and no one even recognized him!
Mianus, CT
Whether this one is dirty or not is all in the pronunciation! You get it or you don't.
The G-Spot Vintage Shop - Cambridge, MA
The G-Spot Vintage Shop is in Cambridge and uses the hashtag #slutforvintage
Big Wong - Taunton, MA
Big Wong Restaurant is in Taunton, MA
Camp Ramsbottom - Rehoboth, MA
Is it me or does Camp Ramsbottom sound like the summer camp that Spongebob and crew would go to? Maybe it's just me.
Effingham, NH
I think I need to go just to say I've been there and to get a T-shirt.
http://townmapsusa.com/d/map-of-effingham-new-hampshire-nh/effingham_nh
Cummings Mountain - NH
I seriously tried to find out some fun facts about Cummings Mountain. I got nothing. Cummings. Mountain. There you go!
Happy Endings Saloon - Not New England - but too good not to mention
If you're headed to Skagway, Alaska, be sure to stop by Happy Endings!
Morning Wood Hotel - Not New England but come on!
The Morning Wood Hotel - Erected in 2006. Hey, it's on their website!
There's definitely something going on in Skagway, Alaska. The Happy Endings Saloon is right next door to the Morning Wood Hotel. Sounds like a partnership made in heaven!
Try My Nuts - Not New England - but too good not to mention
Try My Nuts is in Corolla, North Carolina. They have five locations AND Nut of the Month Clubs!
