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Beer Thief Cracks Open A Beer And Chats With Witnesses While Waiting For The Police

You don't have to be a genius to be a criminal. This is a post dedicated to the dumbest of the dumb criminals. (more…)

Serial Car Thief With “All Gas, No Brakes” Tattoo Busted After High Speed Crash

A Thief Blabbed To His Uber Driver About How He Was On His Way To Commit A Crime

Four Men Charged In The Theft Of A $6M Golden Toilet

Idiot Driver Ran From Police With License Plate That Said “Will Run”

Ohio Auto Shop Employees Detain Thief By Lifting Him With A Forklift

Police Officer Investigates “Rocking” Car Finds Man Getting Intimate With Stuffed Animal

A Florida Woman Steals Her Moms Car Then Uses It To Run Her Over

Florida Woman Facing Felony Charge After Shoving Dog Poop In Senior Citizen’s Face

Police Officer Awarded For Arresting Drunk Drivers Gets Busted For DUI

Resident of ‘The Villages’ Busted Trying To Sell Black Market Erection Meds

A Drunk Driver Crashed into a Liquor Store, Then Went in to Buy More Booze

A Grown Man Got A DUI While Riding On A Power Wheel

Man Arrested For DUI While Wearing “I’m The Reason The Beer’s Always Gone” Novelty Shirt

A “Porch Pirate” Made Off With A Homeowner’s Entire Porch

Why Did A Florida Man Tell The Cops To Take Him To Jail?

A Naked Man Gives Cops Crazy Excuse For Breaking Into A Home

More Idiot Criminal of the Day

A Drunk Missouri Man Runs Himself Over, Then Gets Issued A DUI

Suspects Arrested After Driving Around In Car With “WE HIGH” Custom License Plate

California Burglar Befriends The Family Dog While Stealing From Homeowners

Traffic Stop For Loud Exhaust Leads To Drug Arrest

Man Gets Arrested Near Horses With His Genitals Exposed, Again

A Man Busted After He Stole Three Cakes…With His Face Printed On Them

Idiot Criminal Arrested For Doing Doughnuts Right In Front Of A Police Station

Identical Twins Busted Acting Suspicious In An Auto Supply Parking Lot

Florida Man Was Arrested For Being Drunk While Drinking “Florida Man” Beer

A Man On Trial For Stealing A Cop Car Gets Busted Stealing Another Cop Car

A Burglar Uses Something Strange To Hide His Identity During A Robbery

What Dumb Thing Did a Scam Caller Pretending to Be a Deputy Do?

Dumb Criminal Busted Assembling Scooter He Just Stole Outside the Store

Florida Man Gets 20 Year Jail Sentence For Shooting Himself!

Virginia Inmates That Escape Jail Using a Toothbrush Get Caught At Nearby IHOP

What Did a Guy Do to Get Arrested 10 Times in One Month!?

A 52-Year-Old Who Keyed a Car Called It a “Spring Break Mistake”

Maine Woman Makes Hoax Bomb Threats From Inside an Uber on Speakerphone

Idiot Criminal: A Man Drove Off with an Airport Bus, and Took an Hour-Long Joyride

Shoplifter Gets Arrested After His Getaway Car Got Trapped Inside a Car Wash

A Louisiana Woman in an Ice Cream Truck Was Actually Selling Meth

Woman Makes Idiotic Attempt to Fake a Pee Test with Water and Soda

Idiot Criminal: A Puppy Thief Accidentally Shot Himself in the Leg

Idiot Criminal: A Guy Threatened to Blow Up the Hollywood Sign, but Called Cops in Hollywood, Florida

Idiot Criminal Busted Robbing Gas Station After Leaving Debit Card Behind

Man Shoots Up a Taco Bell Because It Was Closed

Burglars Call 911 For Help Moving Stolen Items

Tech Worker Attempted the Scheme from “Office Space”

A Cell Phone Thief Is Stopped by a Locked Front Door

Guy Complains When He Didn’t Make Police Most Wanted List

Caught Stealing During Walmart’s “Shop With A Cop” Event

How Did a Sex Toy Get a Florida Man Arrested?

A Bank Robber Wrote His Note on His Birth Certificate

Car Thief Named Darrel Busted Because He Bluetooth-Connected Car to “Darrell’s iPhone”

Necklace Leads to Bust of a Nationwide Catalytic Converter Theft Ring

Guy Claims To Be Jason Bourne Before Stripping And Swearing At Cops