New Hampshire Hot Spot Named One of The Kitchiest Hotels in America

Hotel Kitsch in New Hampshire is alive and well and featured in a new book. But before we get to that, let's all agree: there's nothing cooler - and by cooler, I mean kitschier - than a retro hotel. My parents went to the Poconos on their honeymoon, and when I caught wind of those heart-shaped hot tubs, I was OBSESSED.

But I never visited, because I wasn't sure if the kitsch factor would translate into an ewwww factor faster than you can say "Can you send housekeeping, ASAP?" Thankfully, a traveling couple has done the nitty gritty and brought us a travel guide for people searching for one-of-a-kind experience.

Meet Margaret and Corey Bienert, the dynamic duo behind the vibrant and nostalgic book, Hotel Kitsch.

OMG. I love LOVE this book.

This isn't just a book; it's a ticket to a world of whimsical and enchanting themed hotels across the globe.

HOTEL KITSCH features dozens of one-of-a-kind hotels, all still open for business.

Armchair travelers can marvel at these unique spaces or embark on a quest to experience them firsthand. Margaret and Corey breathe new life into often remote and overlooked businesses, sparking a revival of interest in the magic of themed getaways.

Check out the champagne hot tub at the Cove in the Poconos:

Ever wondered what makes a themed hotel truly extraordinary? Margaret and Corey break it down for you in Hotel Kitsch. From unconventional beds and mirrors on mirrors on mirrors to in-room swimming pools, full suits of armor, and fiber-optic star ceilings – these are the elements that transform a stay into a memorable experience.

The book treats readers to stunning photographs of some of the most special stays around the world:

In the heart of Iowa, discover a jungle room with fake trees and foliage surrounding the bed, reminiscent of Where the Wild Things Are.

Dive into the depths at Jules’ Undersea Lodge in Key Largo, where rooms are reached by scuba diving:

Unearth the Arctic Cave room in a Kentucky hotel, with its carved blue walls and an absence of windows.

Splurge at the iconic Madonna Inn on the California coast, boasting 110 uniquely themed rooms.

Hotel Kitsch is a vibrant guide that spans the United States from coast to coast and ventures abroad, showcasing the creative and nostalgic hotels that dot the map.

It doesn't just celebrate hotels; it also profiles design legends who have shaped the industry:

So what hotel in New Hampshire made the list?

According to Hotel Kitsch, the hotel is disguised as an Old West Town and is "uniquely welcoming to not only couples, but also families and includes rooms geared toward young children, such as the Treehouse in the Cave. On the flipside, the suite built for adults are some of the most elaborate and interactive we've found: Highlights include a floating bed suspended from the ceiling in The Dragon's Lair  and the stage lighting disco ball, black light murals, killer sound system and light up dance floor in the club room."

New England Has Three of the Top 13 Best Hotel Porches in America.

That's according to Fodors.com, which ranked the best places to kick back and relax and watch the world go by.

We find out, but before we get to that, let's talk about porches, shall we?

Sitting on a porch in a rocking chair is the cherry on top of the sundae. It's so relaxing! The gentle motion of the rocking chair can put you in a trance, and the fresh air can have you feeling like a whole new person. It's the perfect way to unwind after a long day or to start your day off on the right foot.

And let's not forget about the view! A porch rocking chair provides the perfect perch to take in the great outdoors. Whether you're watching the world go by or checking out the scenery, it's sure to be a treat for your eyes. Plus, it's a great excuse to put on your sunglasses and pretend you're a celebrity incognito.

But that's not all! Sitting on a porch in a rocking chair is also a great way to connect with others. Whether you're chatting with your bestie or just giving a friendly wave to the neighbors, it's a chance to spread some good vibes and make some memories. Who knows, maybe you'll even start a porch party trend and become the talk of the town.

And last but not least, there's just something about a porch rocking chair that brings back warm and fuzzy memories of simpler times. It's like taking a step back in time and feeling all warm and cozy inside. So kick off your shoes, grab a glass of lemonade, and let the good times roll.

Sitting on a porch in a rocking chair is the best thing since sliced bread. It's relaxing, offers a great view, fosters connection with others, and evokes warm and fuzzy feelings. So go ahead and give it a try, you might just find yourself hooked for life!

Since the 1800s, this Southern California Grand Victorian hotel has served presidents, celebs and VIPs. Two years ago the hotel front porch was restored as part of a $400+ Million renovation. A glass of rose' will run you $18, though.

This Montana ranch near Missoula is POSH. The main lodge, several decks look out on the treetops and surrounding mountains and valleys. I'd tell you how much an "Painted Rock's Paloma" costs BUT THE MENU HAS NO PRICES AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Soak up the sun on the porch of this Gulf Shore Alabama property. Plus, the house Bloody Mary, "That's the Bloody Point" is only $10!

This mansion, located in the Sonoma Valley town of Healdsburg in California, is on the National Register of Historic Places. The porch was recently restored to its original magnificence when the hotel underwent an expansive renovation in 2022. Sipping an Estate Martini on the porch will set you back $18.
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“America’s Summer Place" on Mackinac Island in Michigan has been open for over 130 years. This place is LEGEND. Mostly because of the movie "Somewhere in Time." If you haven't seen it yet, YOU MUST. No word on what a drink costs, but a cup of soup is $10.

This Lexington, Massachusetts inn is a revolution (GET IT?) and located right outside Lexington Center, site of the start of the Revolutionary War. A glass of chardonnay might shock a Minuteman at $15 a glass.

According the its website, this Hot Springs, Virginia hotel has features "southern hospitality and elegant charm that have made this Virginia mountain resort a premier destination for 23 U.S. presidents." A Jefferson's Old Fashioned is only $15. Southern hospitality indeed!

Spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Florida never looked so gorgeous. And a Banana My Thai is only $16!

OK, this Mount Washington GEM is amazing. And the porch is seriously one of my favorite places on earth. It is grand. But get there early. People bogart these seats ALL DAY. Plus a Rock Star Martini is $15.

OK, this Cooperstown, New York classic “veranda” looks out onto Otsego Lake, which can actually mirror the greenery and trees surrounding it on a clear, calm day, according to the website. A glass of Pinot Noir is $16.

This Cumberland Island, Georgia inn is located on the largest and southernmost island of Georgia’s Golden Isles and was once owned by Carnegie Hall. A Sauvignon Blanc isn't Carnegie-priced at $16.

OK, this place is SO nice. I had a drink there. Once. I'm still paying for it. A glass of Nicolas Feuillatte, Brut, Rosé is $30 a flute.

This gorgeous hotel looks over 75,000 acres of national parkland in the Golden Gate National Recreation Area. YOu can see the bay and the Golden Gate Bridge. But if you have a drink, it'll cost you. A Walnut Street Old Fashioned is $22!
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