OnlyFans Model Puts Up Christmas Decorations Topless

There is an OnlyFans model who is offering to put up your Christmas Decorations Topless (for a price, of course)!

We still aren't 100% positive that this is a news story or just a page out of Dave's dream journal, but there is a model on OnlyFans who is willing to come to your house and put up your Christmas decorations with her boobs out!

The model, who goes by Sammi online, shared her story in a TikTok video. It turns out that she is one of those ladies who offer a topless maid service, in addition to her online presence. Since she is already in the business of arriving at clients' homes and performing chores half-nude, she thought it would be a good idea to offer another service where she will actually put all of your Christmas decorations topless.

She put a solicitation out on all of her social platforms (Instagram, X, OnlyFans, etc.) offering her new service. She thought, since most people may already have their decorations up by now, that she may have received three or four requests, but instead was flooded with 30 or 40 requests in her inbox! Can you blame them, though? what could be more jolly than a topless woman putting up your Christmas tree for you?

Charging her normal topless maid rate of $300/hour, Sammi had a lucrative day decorating people's houses. She says she is saving her money so she can retire super early and even enroll in school soon. She's definitely off to a good start towards achieving her goals! If you're concerned about her safety, Sammi does say that she has a security guard who accompanies her on all of her house calls and she pays him 30% of her earnings for his protection.

Would you hire Sammi to put up your Christmas decorations topless?

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'Tis the season when many of us craft our New Year's resolutions, including aspirations such as adopting healthier habits, reducing social media consumption, abstaining from alcohol, and embracing more home-cooked meals. While these goals are admirable, the recurring nature of such resolutions and the common struggle to stick to them is a familiar tale. Whether one opts for one resolution or a collection of them, why not inject a dose of originality by steering clear of clichés?

The advent of the New Year presents a blank canvas. It's an opportunity to rectify past missteps. New Year's resolutions embody the optimism that the upcoming year will be brighter, symbolizing a departure from the past. Dennis Buttimer, M.Ed., CEAP, RYT, a facilitator at Thomas F. Chapman Family Cancer Wellness at Piedmont, shared his take on the motivation behind making these resolutions. He stated, "I think most people desire a second chance to enhance the quality of their lives," as shared on Piedmont.org. He mentioned that we are employing a concept known as "self-efficacy." This concept entails that, by setting a goal and actively pursuing it, we gain a sense of control over the events unfolding in our lives.

While the tradition of formulating New Year's resolutions has been around for quite some time, it has evolved. According to the History Channel, the ancient Babylonians, credited with pioneering this practice some 4,000 years ago, observed a different commencement of the year in mid-March, coinciding with the planting of crops. Their 12-day religious festival, Akitu, involved the coronation of a new king or the reaffirmation of loyalty to the reigning one. Interestingly, the Babylonians made pledges to the gods, promising to settle debts and return borrowed items. Fulfilling these commitments was believed to garner favor from the pagan deities for the ensuing year.

Back to the present day: if you want to embrace the tradition of New Year's Resolutions but want to steer clear of the usual ones that people typically lean towards, check out our compilation of non-cliché New Year's resolutions below.

Spice up your palate by trying a new food each month. Whether it's exotic fruits, international cuisines, or local foods. This resolution will take your taste buds on an adventure.

Sending handwritten letters to say thank you is a great way to add a personal touch to your New Year. It's a chance to swap out emails and texts and give someone something tangible. A tangible note carries a special warmth that words on a screen can't replicate.

Unplug and unwind by turning off your phone for one night every week. Enjoy some screen-free time and soak in the real world. It's a resolution you can treat like a mini digital vacation.

Travel somewhere special and savor the experience without the pressure to post. Take a trip without turning it into a social media spectacle. Keep it on the down-low, soak in the adventure, and let your experiences be yours alone. No hashtags needed.

Instead of fixating on future goals, try crafting a reverse bucket list. Jot down and cheer for all the quirky and unexpected things you've already accomplished. It's like a highlight reel of your incredible moments.