The uniforms would look awesome.
With the Red Sox back at Fenway (and winning) and the WooSox debuting in Worcester, we have baseball on the brain. And these bands sound like team names.
The Afghan Whigs
The team would likely be from Cincinnati, since that's where the band is from.
Alabama Shakes
The Yellowhammer State deserves their own MLB team.
The Amboy Dukes
Not to be confused with the Albuquerque Dukes.
The Ataris
Actually, this one would probably be better for a pro gaming team.
The Black Crowes
There's gotta be a MiLB team with this name already, right? No, wait: copyright infringement. Dammit.
Blackpool Lights
Liverpool has a pro sports team. Why not Blackpool?
Boston
OK, it's already a team name, technically.
Boston Spaceships
It's been decades since we've had two major league teams in Boston. It's time for Boston Spaceships to join the National League.
Brandtson
They'd play in Missouri, obviously.
Buffalo Springfield
Or, rather, the Springfield Buffaloes.
The Byrds
I mean, we already have Orioles and Blue Jays and Cardinals, right?
The Cars
Endless sponsorship opportunities for countless automakers.
Chicago
Wait, there's already two of these. Never mind.
The Clash
This team would lead the league in jersey sales.
Delta Spirit
Another team from down south?
Foo Fighters
Actually, I can see Dave sponsoring a local Little League team and letting them use the Foo name.
Kansas
The Royals would like to have a word...
Scorpions
There's GOTTA be an MiLB team with this name already, right?
The White Stripes
The uniforms would look awesome.
The Yardbirds
Maybe a minor league affiliate of The Byrds?
The Zombies
The team that always comes back!
