Adult Site Wants to Make Bill Belichick a Webcam Model

Bill Belichick, webcam model? If a certain adult website has it's way, that will be Bill's post-Patriots gig.

This, of course, comes in the wake of Bill Belichick taking his leave of the New England Patriots after an historic 24-year run. That news broke Tuesday morning, and even thought the writing was on the wall for weeks, the fan response was understandably emotional. We decided to look back at his six Super Bowl victories as Patriots Head Coach; you can take a trip down memory lane here.

While Patriots Nation ponders over who will fill Bill's big ol' shoes (Jerod Mayo? Mike Vrabel?), there's also plenty of guessing about where Bill will end up next. Early indications point at the Atlanta Falcons, but there's a glut of Head Coach openings in the NFL, so it's hard to guess. Retirement's out of the question; that all-time wins record is in sight. Then again, maybe the right offer will come along.

That's what CamSoda, an adult webcam site, is banking on. They've offered Bill Belichick a 5-year, $10 million contract to sign with them and perform as an adult webcam model. You see, the site has been smitten with Bill ever since he popped up shirtless on that viral ring cam video last year. CamSoda Vice President Daryn Parker even penned the coach a letter. It reads, in part:

Dear Bill Belichick,

Ever since you walked out of that house shirtless on that Ring camera, we knew you had the physical makeup of a successful cam model. You have that barrel chest physique that so many women love. Not to mention the charm, the charisma, the bubbly disposition that pulls people in...

You can read the rest below. And while the NFL pundits pontificate about Bill's next coaching job, I'm pulling for him to lead his next press conference with: "We're on to CamSoda."

It's finally happening: Coach Belichick and the Patriots are parting ways. Let's revisit Bill Belichick's Super Bowl wins in New England.

But first, let's take a look at some numbers that likely won't ever be matched by another coach-team tandem in the National Football League. 24 years as Patriots head coach. 9 Super Bowl appearances. 6 Super Bowl victories. A 266-121 regular season record. A 30-12 postseason record. And let's not forget: at 302 total regular season wins, Bill is only 26 wins behind Don Shula's 328 win record.

Of course, Belichick's time in New England wasn't without controversy. There was Spygate in 2007, where the Patriots videotaped a road game against the New York Jets from an unapproved location and were disciplined; Bill was hit with a $500,000 fine. And who could forget the Deflategate debacle in 2015. But Patriots fans don't put that on Bill or Brady. That was all Roger Goodell, right? Right.

Belichick's almost-quarter-century run in New England yielded some iconic moments off the field, too. "We're on to Cincinnati" comes to mind. And his infamous orange-juice-drinking pic went on to become the Twitter avatar for tens of thousands of anonymous Patriots fans who built their entire identity around Bill, Brady, and the Patriots success. What will those fans do now? Who's to say?

We can say this, though: in their 64-year history, the New England Patriots franchise has won six Super Bowls. And Bill Belichick was the coach for all six. If that's not GOATed status, I don't know what is. So let's take a look back and savor each one of those six Super Bowl wins as we bid a fond adieu to Coach Belichick and anxiously await what the future holds for the New England Patriots, their coaches, the players, and the fans.