Ice Cream Parlor Worker Gets Assaulted Over Portion Sizes
A teen employee at an ice cream parlor in Metro Detroit is recovering from minor injuries after a customer assault last month. According to reports a customer at a Cold…
A teen employee at an ice cream parlor in Metro Detroit is recovering from minor injuries after a customer assault last month.
According to reports a customer at a Cold Stone Creamery in metro Detroit assaulted an employee over the size of the portion they prepared for her. The customer grabbed a vase with flowers and threw it at the teen and also threw a scale.
The employee was knocked down but only sustained minor injuries. The manager told a local news outlet that the woman wanted for the assault had been to that ice cream parlor multiple times before and also that she was mad about the portion size. The woman felt like she wasn't getting the proper amount of ice cream she paid for.
Jerry Seinfeld celebrates his birthday today (April 29), and we’re so happy, we feel like dancing!
In the vein of that iconic moment, we’d all be kidding ourselves if we said we didn’t use some sort of Seinfeld-ism on a daily basis, and be honest, so do you! While there are countless phrases and moments that have become part of the pop culture lexicon, here are our 15 favorite Seinfeld-isms.
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'Hello…Newman'
Know someone you can’t stand? Ever greet them with the same disdain? Stop kidding yourself; yes, you have!
Festivus
People celebrate Festivus now. Seriously, here’s a Festivus pole for sale on Amazon!
The Jerk Store
We’ve met a lot of people in our day that belong in The Jerk Store.
'You’re So Good Looking'
…And sneezes have never been the same!
'Shrinkage'
HE WAS IN THE POOL!
'…Not that there’s anything wrong with that'
Easily one of the most versatile Seinfeld-isms from the whole series.
'No soup for you!'
Soup! Seinfeld has changed the way we look at soup since this classic episode!
'Spare a square
You know a show is influential when you could be sitting on the toilet and think about it.
Man hands
Jerry was always picky about his women, but this was easily one of our favorite “deal breakers” of his.
'Master of your domain
Really…this entire episode is a prime example of just how good the writing was.
'Sponge-worthy'
The fact that Luke from Gilmore Girls is the one trying to prove himself to be “sponge-worthy” makes this clip even better.
'Yada Yada Yada'
Anyone else “yada yada’d” sex? Anyone…anyone?
Regifting
Some of us have “regifted” pre-Seinfeld, but they helped coin the term.
Schmoopie
This writer’s in-laws call each other “schmoopie.” Even though they’re just kidding around, it’s still gross.
'These pretzels are making me thirsty!'
Regardless of the type of pretzel, it’s hard not to think of this Seinfeld-ism when you’re eating them.
