Metalheads Are Most Likely to Have Car Sex of All Music Fans
Metalheads are most likely to be found rocking out in their cars in more ways than one.
According to a new survey from TickPick, heavy metal fans were the most likely to have “a sexual encounter in the car” than any other music fan. Rounding out this unique list are fans of Oldies Music, Hip-Hop, Rap and R&B/Soul.
Oddly enough, metal fans were tied for third with religious music fans for being least likely to use their turn signal. This must be devastating for Slipknot/Stone Stour frontman Corey Taylor who dedicated pretty much an entire chapter of his 2016 book, You’re Making Me Hate You: A Cantankerous Look at the Common Misconception That Humans Have Any Common Sense Left, to those who do not use their turn signal. Here’s a brief excerpt from that chapter:
“Use your f*cking turn signals…It’s so simple and yet it seriously causes me fits of all-consuming, homicidal rage. I have honestly followed people to wherever they are going – or as far as the madness sustains me. One time I pulled into the driveway behind a particularly inept f*ckhole behind the wheel of a Chevy Cavalier as they parked in their garage; I only left when it looked like they were going to dial 911.”
So, yeah…if you made it this far, two pieces of advice: Practice safe car sex and use your turn signal.