They’re 1-3. Their QB is banged up. They’re a shell of their former selves. The Patriots suck, and you deserve better.
Look, I get it. For two decades, you happily spent each and every autumn Sunday cooped up in your man cave or rumpus room or what have you, watching your beloved Patriots make mince meat of the competition. With Coach Bill Belichick at the helm and Tom Brady–the greatest QB of all time–leading the charge, your New England Patriots made it to NINE Super Bowls in a twenty-season span. And they won six. In your lifetime, you will never see another pro sports team go on a run like that.
No, I’m serious. You never will. And it’s over now. So it’s time to make a choice.
Sure, you can continue to sacrifice your Sundays to the NFL gods, watch a sub-par Patriots team roll to a 5-12 record, and go to bed mad. But what kind of choice is that? And let’s be honest, it’s not just the Patriots that are sub-par. The NFL product itself leaves much to be desired by way of sports entertainment. According to this piece from FiveThirtyEight: “An average NFL broadcast lasts well over three hours, yet it delivers a total of only 18 minutes of football action.” And when that action leads to head trauma that leaves players staggering around the field or laid out and giving the fencing response, you need to ask yourself: what exactly am I watching here?
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You said it, not me: fall is the best season in New England. So give Bill and the gang a break and take back your Sundays. Get out and enjoy all that fall has to offer. I said it: you deserve better.