Boston Magazine put together this deep-dive into why the RMV turns down certain vanity plate requests. We decided to share some of our favorite rejects.
I mean...why would you want this? Why?
The RMV should reconsider this one. I mean, it's vernacular.
Yes, the RMV knows what a "milf" is. No, you can't have one on your car.
No genitalia references allowed. Eve if they're self-deprecating.
No "F"-word variants, either.
Again, see above.
A "vulgar" word by the State's standards.
The Registry is NOT "on fleek."
No "ass" variations allowed.
Yeah, the RMV knows what "WAP" stands for, too.
Rejected on religious grounds? Cmon, I've seen state-issued plates with 666 on 'em!
They won't let you make fun of people with your plate, either.
Marijuana is legal in Massachusetts...but not on state-issued license plates.
Who has this plate? One of you has to, because it ain't me.