
BOSTON, MA – OCTOBER 20: Boston Celtics forward Jared Sullinger greets visitors at the new Registry Of Motor Vehicles in Haymarket Center and encourages customers to sign up for the Boston Celtics Specialty License Plate that benefits Boston Children’s Hospital October 20, 2014 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Darren McCollester/Getty Images for Boston Children’s Hospital)
Boston Magazine put together this deep-dive into why the RMV turns down certain vanity plate requests. We decided to share some of our favorite rejects.
COV19

I mean...why would you want this? Why?
PISSA

The RMV should reconsider this one. I mean, it's vernacular.
MLFMAN

Yes, the RMV knows what a "milf" is. No, you can't have one on your car.
TINYD

No genitalia references allowed. Eve if they're self-deprecating.
LILDCK

See above.
LMFAO

No "F"-word variants, either.
BADMF

See above.
SLOWAF

Again, see above.
MOIST

A "vulgar" word by the State's standards.
PERIOD

Considered "profane."
FLEEK

The Registry is NOT "on fleek."
BADAZZ

No "ass" variations allowed.
WAP

Yeah, the RMV knows what "WAP" stands for, too.
SATAN

Rejected on religious grounds? Cmon, I've seen state-issued plates with 666 on 'em!
SUXTBU

They won't let you make fun of people with your plate, either.
BLZON

Marijuana is legal in Massachusetts...but not on state-issued license plates.
ADAM12

Who has this plate? One of you has to, because it ain't me.