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16 Rejected Massachusetts Vanity Plates

Boston Magazine put together this deep-dive into why the RMV turns down certain vanity plate requests. We decided to share some of our favorite rejects. COV19 PISSA MLFMAN TINYD LILDCK…

Boston Celtic Jared Sullinger Promotes License Plate For Boston Children's Hospital At Local RMV

BOSTON, MA – OCTOBER 20: Boston Celtics forward Jared Sullinger greets visitors at the new Registry Of Motor Vehicles in Haymarket Center and encourages customers to sign up for the Boston Celtics Specialty License Plate that benefits Boston Children’s Hospital October 20, 2014 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Darren McCollester/Getty Images for Boston Children’s Hospital)

Boston Magazine put together this deep-dive into why the RMV turns down certain vanity plate requests. We decided to share some of our favorite rejects.

COV19

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I mean...why would you want this? Why?


PISSA

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The RMV should reconsider this one. I mean, it's vernacular.


MLFMAN

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Yes, the RMV knows what a "milf" is. No, you can't have one on your car.


TINYD

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No genitalia references allowed. Eve if they're self-deprecating.


LILDCK

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See above.


LMFAO

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No "F"-word variants, either.


BADMF

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See above.


SLOWAF

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Again, see above.


MOIST

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A "vulgar" word by the State's standards.


PERIOD

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Considered "profane."


FLEEK

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The Registry is NOT "on fleek."


BADAZZ

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No "ass" variations allowed.


WAP

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Yeah, the RMV knows what "WAP" stands for, too.


SATAN

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Rejected on religious grounds? Cmon, I've seen state-issued plates with 666 on 'em!


SUXTBU

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They won't let you make fun of people with your plate, either.


BLZON

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Marijuana is legal in Massachusetts...but not on state-issued license plates.


ADAM12

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Who has this plate? One of you has to, because it ain't me.

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