Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about rules your parents had for you as a kid, the 10 scariest horror movie characters, a thief failed at robbing when cashiers couldn’t hear him through his mask or read his handwriting, a guy that accidentally shot himself at a corn maze while taking kernels out of his boot, lonely guys that admit they’ve been to a peep show booth, a man that claims his big penis has prevented him from getting a job, the world’s dirtiest man passed away right after taking his first bath in decades, a pizza place taking heat for an offensive decoration, some drama between two beavers at a wildlife rescue, being goofy is the new sexy, a guy spent three years building a cork suit, why it rained mud in Minnesota, the new worst Halloween candy, and more!