Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a news channel that accidentally showed a penis in their report, Daniel Radcliffe is going to play Weird Al in a bio pic, a thief that stole a car with a sleeping teen in the backseat texting police info, a woman faked her own kidnapping because she wanted a break from her husband, a satanic porn star suffering from facial paralysis due to Botox, an Instagram user busted for creating fake accounts to get ex-boyfriend arrested, Russian artist arrested for a giant poop sculpture, do NOT try the sleepy chicken TikTok challenge, new tearless onions have been cultivated, politics are literally making people sick, states buying the most hot sauce, a guy trying to a hire a hooker to give him COVID for an insurance scam, and more!