Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener trying to convince Chuck to get into metal detecting, Ricky Gervais is sick of celebrities complaining about COVID-19 from their mansions, ticketmaster pulling a shady move with their refund policy, a TV news van stolen with a crew working in the back, a chick that is in love with a 92-year-old chandelier, a magician that had a chair fail during a magic trick, an app that helps you meditate while using the toilet, a woman that tried to take turtle for walk as her excuse to get out of quarantine, a city that smells like semen do to a type of tree flowering, what you can do to avoid “Doom Scrolling,” google searches for “what day is it” has spiked, and more!