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0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck “The Freak”

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0:01 National cheese steak day, National cocktail day

0:07 Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce’s steak house is apparently terrible

0:12 Favorite items to build your ideal fast food plate

0:17 EMAIL: Went to doctor for full body scan, apologized for her bush

0:32   NEWS

0:32 Update on fatal plane crash at Laguardia

0:39 More footage of Hawaii’s devastating flooding

0:42 More meteorites falling from the skies

0:46 Flasher targeting ladies at Michael’s

0:50 Robbery at Marketplace meet up

0:54 Update on GoFundMe for elderly DoorDash Driver

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1:01 Lisa’s advice for Dave’s doomscrolling

1:13   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:13 Travis Kelce has officially re-signed with Kansas City

1:14 Update on March Madness NCAAB tournament

1:16 Opening of MLB season

1:17 Model called out a NASCAR driver for his DM to her

1:21 Update on fight between Alan Richson and neighbor

1:24 Owner of OnlyFans passed away

1:26 Reported drama from The Bachelorette season that will not be released

1:28 Latest fashion trend is Ryan Gosling’s cardigans

1:32 An NC-17 rating for American Pie relied on the apple pie scene

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1:38   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

1:38 Quadruple-amputee cornhole champion facing charges in fatal shooting

1:54 Multiple people stabbed over restaurant bill

1:57 Woman behind bars fakes a seizure to avoid charges

2:00 Guy stalked a woman, broke into her home, sucked her toes

2:06 Guy who worked at airport busted filming women in bathroom stalls

2:10 Guy accused of recording people in library bathroom has day in court

2:16 Anonymous booths for guys to get their balls checked

2:24   WHAT’S UP WITH THE ASIANS

2:24 Couple sentenced to prison after esports controversy

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2:28 Is Jason Dave’s water boy?

2:31 Altercation between cyclists and people in a car

2:34 Woman saved a great white shark

2:37 Family booked hotel online, paid, hotel told them they were over booked

2:42 Teen snuck into bus depot, stole keys and bus to pick girlfriend up for school

2:43 Bus driver’s life saved by other bus drivers after medical emergency

2:46 New sword yoga trend

2:49 A McDonald’s introduces humanoid robots

2:52 Old, slow paced shows from the 90s are making comeback for young kids

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2:58   NEWS

2:58   BITCHS TRI[[IN

2:58 Couple brought pet kitten along with them to commit crime

3:01 Teen decides to try to fix the roads himself

3:05 FedEx driver finds joy with dogs along his route

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3:10 A chicken dinner lead a guy to a $1M winning lotto ticket

3:12 Rage booking a trip

3:14 People signing up a 15-year cruise

3:29 An officer’s final call out from his daughter

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3:21   FLORIDA’S EFFED UP

3:21 Guy pulled over because it looked like he had missiles on his truck

  END OF SHOW