*Timestampys are approximate*

TIME TOPIC

0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck “The Freak”

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0:01 Intro from O’mara’s live broadcast

0:03 EMAILS: Pics of a new happy ending spa opening in Canada?

0:07 EMAIL: Place called Tropical Touch Massage

0:17 EMAIL: Shared his dong farts experience

0:21 EMAIL: Went on vacation, locked all of the toothbrushes in the safe because of the show

0:24 EMAIL: Was looking for jobs on Craigslist, sold home theater systems to randos in parking lots

  NEWS

0:30 The UP got 30″ of snow overnight last night, 70mph spins

0:32 Spring break chaos, people thought they heard gunfire 

0:36 Woman accused of trying to kill her boyfriend with anti-freeze

0:37 2 deaths at the same Meijer over 3 days

0:40 Guy busted robbing 2 businesses including a lingerie store

0:42 Guy died after kayak turned over in water

0:45 Mysterious poop odor seeping into home

0:48 153 people became sick on board a cruise

0:49 Bridge for sale for only $1

0:51 Guy invented a backup camera lense cleaner

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0:56 Broadcast info from O’Mara’s

0:57 Yankees star called security when he found spider in his locker 

1:01 NCAA basketball tournament

1:03 Meghan Fox came out a bi-sexual

1:05 People left out of the in memorium section of the Oscar’s

1:06 Perfect movies with no bad parts in it

1:10 Kids characters that scared the crap out of kids

1:18 Production stopped on Secret Wives of Mormon Wives

1:21 James Hatfield proposed to girlfriend underwater during shark dive

1:23 Vinyl record sales hit high since 1980s

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1:33 Broadcast info from O’Mara’s

  FLORIDA’S EFFED UP

1:34 Kraoke rage: shooting incident after guy became upset after being upset about the music

1:41 Woman went crazy on a pair of seniors during flight causing and emergency landing

1:44 Guy tried to steal a septic tank

1:50 Guy was accidentally shot by roommate after an argument

1:52 Male sex toy train heist

2:00 OnlyFans creators are risking serious injury after using knockoff ED meds/Have you taken off-brand meds and what happened?

2:11 Treasure hunter found gold coins, refused to tell authorities where he put them, got arrested

2:17 Update on a woman who groped an 18-year-old in the sauna

  WHAT’S UP WITH THE ASIANS

2:20 Robot gets arrested after scaring an old woman

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2:28 Cort does a cold plunge

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2:36 Recap on Cort doing the cold plunge

2:40 Driver crashes on bridge, driver ejected, truck flipped over

2:42 Man’s car blew tired, send car down canyon, guy survived

2:44 Guy injured after pulling over to get his jetski that fell off trailer, got hit by a passing car

2:45 Massive black market weed operation gets busted

2:47 Guy busted with $21k worth of Whole Foods stolen goods

2:48 Tourists injured after hot air balloon crashed in Mexico

2:50 Debate online about the correct way to wear earbuds

2:54 Guy is record holder for longest gravedigging career 

2:56 A Flaming Hot Cheetos shaped like a Pokémon sells for almost $88k at auction

3:00 Whic is correct, St Pattys or St Paddy’s? 

3:02 The best cities in USA to celebrate St Paddy’s Day

3:03 National Corned Beef and Cabbage day

3:04 The green dye that Chicago puts in their river has been changed to be safer

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3:11 Party hat shaped object spotted on Mars

3:14 A guy who will negotiate a good car price on your behalf

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  BITCHS TRIPPIN

3:22 Woman counted out loud for 70 straight days

  END OF SHOW