Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about new foods released in response to “New Year Resolution,” a SUPER dark story about a hair dresser murdered in Michigan, a woman wants advice about adding a penis enlargement procedure to her business, a teacher busted pooping in public parks almost daily for two years, a woman that tried to pass a drug test by using her dogs urine, cops looking for a person that released bed bugs in Walmart, a woman that started growing pubic hair on her face, Christian Bale in talks to be in the next Thor film, the movies with the most F-bombs, swarms of drones startling residents in three states, cops that followed a trail of prescription bottles to bust opioid thieves, and more!