Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a mystery blinking light Dave & Lisa encountered on the way in, boner killer songs that kill the mood, a bull escaped the pen & charged the crowd during a rodeo, two teens busted committing “penis” crimes, a chick not happy with customer service sprayed teriyaki sauce all over a dispensary, a dude busted a burglar in home & made him clean the bathroom instead of calling cops, a night club that has banned staring unless they have consent, a woman that was constipated for over a month, a guy mauled to death while trying to steal baby lion cubs, Conor McGregor taking heat for a steamy yacht video he posted, the most offensive roles actors should have turned down, a ranking of the rudest cities in America, a man that travels with an emotional support alligator, and more!