Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an old timey ‘good husband/wife’ quiz from the 1930’s, ‘Cake Boss’ Buddy Valastro’s hand impaled in ‘terrible’ bowling accident, cousin of Michael Jackson trying to auction off his old medical supplies, elderly man ordered by doctors to stay home is suing a dating service for a refund, a grandma that held an intruder at gunpoint until cops arrived, a man that accidentally swallowed his toothbrush, a factory in Vietnam busted washing and reselling used condoms, a guy that died after eating too much black licorice, they finally formally banned pooping on public transit in NYC, a guy you can pay to mourn you at your funeral, new burrito invention that uses chapstick technology, and more!