Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a craigslist ad for someone looking for a partner to wait out the coronavirus, a 12-year-old arrested for stabbing a teacher with a thumbtack, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have tested positive for coronavirus, NBA has postponed the rest of the season, a rich guy that forced his chauffeur to get into a police chase because he was having an affair in the back seat, a woman trying to get the World Record for “Beaver Memorabilia,” results of the 2020 Intimacy Survey, a drunk guy that tried to kiss the cops that were arresting him, hundreds of hungry monkeys swarming cities cause of coronavirus, a US Customs officer busted smuggling 40lbs of cocaine, police need help capturing a fence jumping fugitive cow, and more!