Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Craigslist missed connections and hidden sexual messages, a law in Scotland that forbids men from wearing underwear with a kilt, the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade got pretty wild, actor Kirk Douglas died, a guy with a very, very big toe, the oldest river in America is a 107-year old man, a student suspended for playing the PornHub theme at an assembly, an underwater strip club discovered off the coast of Israel, a Las Vegas sex doll shop that will let clients ‘try before they buy,’ a man wanted for spraying Lysol on items in Walmart claiming to have Coronavirus, a man stole a steamroller and offered contradictory reasons for why he did it, and more!