Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about names that people legally change the most, Rachel Bilson misses her ex-boyfriend Bill Hader’s big dong, a man upset after his DoorDash delivery had a small bag of weed, a teacher busted hiding a missing student in her home, a monkey that called 911 from the zoo, stores that are really fronts for illegal activities, a robot dog armed with an RPG was demoed at a weapons expo, passengers injured when a train stopped in the middle of a raging forest fire, a pastor that berated his congregation for not giving expensive gifts, a struggling bank that hired a fortune teller to help save them, Airbnb deploying anti-party technology to cut back on renters throwing a party, monkeys have evolved to start using stones/tools for masturbation, and more!