Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that had a real life “missed connection” moment, men that wear robes and night gowns, Matthew McConaughey considering running for Governor of Texas, a guy busted with meth told cops it was a salt treatment for his ingrown toe, a pastor that heals members of his church by farting on them, a woman that drugged her husband cut off his penis then flushed it down the toilet, an inappropriate tourism slogan for Southern Australia, Ask D&CtF: A listener with some unique hands looking for a way to make money with them,  another considering entering the sugar baby lifestyle, plus border patrol found $60k worth of drugs hidden in breakfast burritos, and more!