*Timestamps are approximate*

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck “The Freak”

0:01   – – – AD MARKER – – –

0:01 National social media holidays today

0:04 Jason found a used latex glove on his chair this morning

0:12 EMAIL: Listener went to get jerked off, sent pic of the nasty door to the room

0:14 EMAIL: Had a cuck match on Tinder (Have you been in a sketchy cuck?)

0:36   NEWS

0:36 Dangerous weather ripped across parts of the country

0:41 Tesla autopilot engaged and sped up at railroad crossing, narrowly avoided disaster

0:46 One delivery driver punched, pistol whipped another delivery driver

0:49 FAA investigating after pilots were heard meowing over air traffic control audio

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1:00 Video of groundhog getting nails clipped

1:05 Chuck scared Chuck outside of the bathroom again

1:08   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:08 Red Sox outfielder addresses middle finger incident

1:11 Greatest players in the NBA

1:12 College baseball team scored 20 runs in first inning on 3 hits

1:13 Jury rules that Live Nation was operating as an illegal monopoly

1:17 Shannon Elizabeth joins OnlyFans

1:24 Time’s 100 most influential people

1:26 Records broken by Justine Bieber at Coachella

1:27 Someone pretended to be part of Justin Bieber’s team stole electric vehicles

1:30 Taylor Momsen hospitalized after spider bite

1:33 New walk around Han Solo character at Disneyland

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1:41   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

1:41 20-year-old guy climbed on counter at fast food restaurant, exposed butt to employee

1:49 Guy busted driving around pleasuring himself, said he just gets horny sometimes

1:54 Guy got busted trying to get up skirt videos at the mall

1:55 Drunk wrong-way driver tried to bribe cops with Barnes & Noble gift card

1:58 Guy offered ride to stranger, got carjacked 

2:07 Woman’s chronic cough was a piece of her nose piercing that broke off and she inhaled

2:09 Fire department Sargent suspended for forcing co-workers to play board games

2:14 Worker at New York’s Botanical Garden getting sexually harassed by followers online

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2:29   TIMES OF INDIA

2:29 What went horribly wrong at an Indian wedding

2:38 2 people injured when a steel beam crashed through windshield during traffic accident

2:41 Old guy went to hospital after another driver road raged and struck him with an axe

2:42 Guy thought he caught a fish, reeling in an alligator

2:45 Guy tracked down stolen car that once belonged to his dad

2:48 New Starbucks app within ChatGPT to pick drinks to match your mood

2:50 Walmart wants to refresh their image

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2:59   NEWS

2:59   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

2:59 Flight attendant arrested for pushing a teen for jumping ahead of him in a line

3:04 Woman walked into a home stayed for a few minutes, walked out

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3:09 A postal worker stopped an old lady from getting scammed out of $25K

3:12 A humanoid robot chasing a wild boar

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3:17   FOOGIN’ ITALIANS

3:17 Woman had winning lotto ticket, fled to avoid sharing with partner, it was actually a loser

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