Dave and Chuck the Freak talk shared use hot tub horror stories, Britney Spears claims she has a disease that makes her dance to feel better, a stabbing at an expensive steak house over complaints about the service, two women shoplifting crashed into each other during escape, a woman that managed to get run over by her own car 3 different times, trapped miners survived 9 days by eating instant coffee, a guy that needed to pawn a used coffin, a family that starts the day with placenta smoothies, a Canadian emergency involving a Zamboni, a bakery employee found frozen to death after getting trapped inside, a man recklessly driving a riding lawnmower dressed as Pikachu, teens have to retake the SAT after tests flew off a mail truck, the world’s fastest clapper, and more!