Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a new ranch dressing egg nog kit for sale, Kevin Hart is playing the role of a past Gary Coleman character, armored truck that spilled money all over an expressway, a trespasser arrested after being doused in paint, a woman that busted a phone repair worker going through her racy photos, transatlantic lovers marry over Zoom without meeting in person, an old woman issued a restraining order to stop feeding someone’s horse, a woman that pretended to be a guy online scamming other women out of money, where a plague of 50 million crabs caused roads to shutdown, the first ever “guy-brator” officially available, dude wanted by cops gets busted with a T-shirt bragging about his crime, and more!