Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that wants to know if he’s an A-hole for ordering pizza at a wedding reception, accidentally drinking from someone’s dip spit bottle, a guy that almost strangled his penis with a metal nut, too much masturbation could lead to hair loss, an elderly lady in trouble for pooping in her luxury condo pool, red/green flags when dating a new person, a school bus driver ticketed for stunt driving with a bus full of kids, a couple that let their 6 year old run a marathon, a chubby guy that had six pack abs tattooed on belly, a burglar that stole a lawnmower but cut the victims grass first, a guy that punctured his lung eating cereal without milk, USA customs wants people to stop traveling with cow poo in their luggage, and more!