*Timestamps are approximate*

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck “The Freak”

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0:01 EMAIL: His 5-year-old has started to kick his underwear up in the air to catch it like Dave

0:08 Chinese restaurant with 70 violations

0:14 A guy investing a tote to carry around his burrito

0:19 Dumping peanuts in Coke

0:21 Reese’s is going back to the original recipe

0:26   NEWS

0:26 Update on suspicious disappearance of a woman at sea

0:30 Update on dangerous weather striking parts of the country

0:33 Plane made an emergency landing on a road

0:38 Argument over Pokémon cards lead to a shooting

0:40 Zoo employee hurt by an animal

0:45 Artimus 2 crew back on Earth and reunited with their families

0:48 Woman get scammed while trying to make a donation

0:52 Another business turned around by a TikTok video

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1:00   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:00 Rory McIlroy repeats Masters victory

1:12 Whistling champion performed National Anthem at baseball game

1:18 60-year-old guy went back to college, tried out for football team

1:21 Britney Spears checking into rehab treatment

1:23 Juston Bieber’s Coachella performance

1:25 How Taylor Swift’s cookie recipe was dragged into court fight

1:26 Euphoria creator taking heat over Sydney Sweeney baby content

1:31 The most loved public figure in the country

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1:39   BITCH’S TRIPPIN’

1:39 Woman freaked out after restaurant got her food order wrong

1:48 Guy fights back after being arrested for nude sunbathing in his backyard

2:00 Old woman was too busy playing video games to answer her well fair check call

2:04 Woman caught stealing neighbor’s power

2:08 An entire heard of deer crashed into a house

2:13 Strip club owner taking action against the city

2:21   TALES FROM THE KREMLIN

2:21 Guy’s injured penis got him busted cheating with a prostitute

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2:30   SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION

2:30 An old guy crashed into his own apartment

2:34 Why a rideshare driver had to stab a passenger

2:39 Why guys stole 96 bananas from a gas station

2:41 Large chunks of frozen debris falls through apartment roof

2:46 Guy reeled in huge tuna while fishing on his Jet Ski

2:50 FAA targeting gamers for next generation of air traffic controllers

2:52 Guy who works in the sewer goes viral because of his voice

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3:00   NEWS

3:00   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

3:00 Guy threatened fast food worker for giving him the wrong sauce

3:05 Teacher in trouble for talking about her sex life in class

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3:13 Another GoFundMe started for a DoorDashing senior

3:19 Heroic dog alerts owner to neighbor’s house on fire

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  BADASS OF THE DAY

Guy steered a runaway bus to safety

  END OF SHOW