Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the “bite or suck” survey, a woman fighting to keep her emotional support chickens, Lisa Way the closet Jersey Shore fanatic, a flight instructor that passed out in the sky during a student’s first lesson, a college kid with a HUGE thumb, a guy that claims his dog ordered porn, a dude that broke into a home then made a booty call, skydivers that almost collided with fighter jets during a jump, two grandmas that destroyed a noisy playground see-saw, a Russian wedding proposal at gun point, a woman that assaulted a man with a bag of frozen biscuits, a school library that banned Harry Potter books thinking the spells in the stories are real, strange superstitious traditions, and more!