Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things that people think are illegal but are not, Pete Davidson is supposed to go to space with Bezos, a guy that tried to seduce his friends mom by biting her nipples, a dude warning guys to be careful trying to orally service themselves, a family that accidentally left their sleeping kid in a taxi, a dude that sold an Andy Warhol original to pay to get his dog cloned, Ask D&CtF: a listener has a question about something going on with her bits the show has never heard of before, a guy that had a strange encounter with someone offering free rent on Craigslist, a sex offender busted using a fake ID to get a job at a fair, a model claiming Airbnb kicked her out for being too hot, and more!