Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about weird encounters when getting a couples massage, celebrities that refuse to be a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, idiot criminal that broke into a police headquarters, women wanted for stealing from a woman praying in a church, first condom designed specifically for backdoor use gets approval, an ex-model claims drinking his own urine keeps him looking young, a stripper reveals some of the shocking requests she’s had on the job, a kidnapping victim that was used as a “blood slave,” cops looking for a thief that pulled off a $250K Pokémon card heist, a woman that attacked someone with a rotisserie chicken, a man having a hard time breathing had a tooth growing in nostril, and more!