Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about retail stores that have attractive employees, Paul Rudd was named sexiest man alive, someone paid $300K for Will Ferrell’s ELF costume, a Florida inmate that knocked teeth out of his cellmate for farting too much, a man that wants a divorce because his wife is too ugly without makeup, a cheese that makes you uncomfortably horny, couples that have porn related fights, a restaurant manager had hot soup thrown her face by an irate customer, a woman almost lost her leg after taking a spin class, the best leftover foods from Thanksgiving dinner, panic over a pending Christmas tree shortage, a brothel offering free sex for people who get vaccinated, a woman in court trying to get her late husband’s estate forgot they got divorced, and more!